Anonymous asked:
Hi Ames :) Hope you're doing well today (or at least better than me) - Love, the probably really annoying anon

Awww, I really wish I knew who you were so I could as how YOU are and make sure you’re okay on a day-to-day basis. Especially since I get the feeling you’re not doing so well yourself, and that worries me. ((((hugs))) As for me, meh, not much change, but I also have the flu, so I’m feeling pretty miserable physically because of that, too.

As for annoying? Never! 

posted 1 day ago

Cough.

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#tom 
posted 1 day ago

Why is this always my go-to song for shit like this?

posted 1 day ago

b3takitten said: Awwww brains are crappy sometimes!!! >.<

Yeah. No kidding. Did it have to be so sad? Everyone in that dream is gone…except for Billy Connolly and my ex.

I feel like crawling into a hole and crying myself into oblivion right now.

emilytillman:

asexyrainbow:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

All week? It’s the best sentence I’ve heard since August 24th 2006.

What did you hear on August 24, 2006?

That was the day Pluto was demoted from being a planet.

I just woke up from a really lovely dream where I played a fictional version of football with Robin Williams in the Scottish Highlands. The team I was on won by me single-handedly keeping Robin away from the goal….and he did a stand-up impression of me afterward on a Jumbo screen. 

My best friend who passed away 8 years ago was there, my late fiance was there, And I shit you not, Bob Hoskins and Billy Connolly took us all out to dinner on a train.

And my recent ex-fiance, spent the whole time following us far behind like a pouting Bart Simpson who didn’t get his way. Crossed arms, shuffling feet, the works…

What a lovely dream.

posted 1 day ago
emilytillman asked:
What did you hear on August 24, 2006?

That Pluto was demoted from being a planet. :(

radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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dauntless-duckling:

jessa-84:

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Ask and you shall receive. Behold - The Majestic Moose

I reblogged before and i reblogged again

How have I not seen this before? How???

That pretty much sums up the views of it, yup.

That pretty much sums up the views of it, yup.

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

pennyowl:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

hiccuptherunt:

all-pierce-mice-and-horizons:

This is my sister, Heather. 11 years ago she was born with Spina Bifida. Spina Bifida means you are born with a hole in your back affecting your spinal cord. She has been in a wheel chair since she was about 3.  She has never truly been able to walk without assistance. She has gone through 19 surgeries and the 20th is coming up in December. We have contacted “Make A Wish Foundation” and we are waiting to go through the process. Her biggest wish is to meet the cast and crew of Supernatural (her favorite show) in Vancouver on the set.  Could all of you sweet supernatural fans help support Heather, on the pursuit of her BIGGEST WISH EVER!!! You can help by reblogging this, spreading the word, or sending this to any cast or crew of SPN. 

Thank you for the love and support. 

Business Email: heathers.wish@yahoo.com

Twitter: HeathersWish

Love and hugs,

Heather’s Family

HELP GET THIS TO MISHA LIKE WE DID THAT DOLLAR

Signal boost, folks!

F*CKING MISHA COLLINS GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND MAKE THIS LITTLE GIRL’S DREAM COME TRUE

Signal boosting the fucking hell out of this!

moosetex:

…real life big brother Jensen Ackles and his little brother Jared Padalecki…

"Funny how they wait ‘till you’re gone just to miss you."

- Kanye West (To the World)

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#my life 

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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#forever reblog #shark stuff